Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?

Can't I just be human? I'm tired of vampires, werewolves, witches, zombies, and shapeshifters, etc.. It gets really annoying to hear about them.

Fantasies are nice and everything once in a while, but I'm sorry, hearing it everyday just means you need to get a life. I don't want to be a blood sucker and I don't want ot be a fricken hairy beast. HAHA, so I PASS.

I want to know...